It's 12:50am. Still thinking about that guy who hardly knows you exist? Maybe start thinking about something else, or you will be labelled as "obsessive" and "creepy."
Here's some ideas:
- The meaning of life
- Time and Space
- Where you want to be in 5 years
- Analyze if Bert and Ernie were really lovers, or if it's all just rumors
- Think about how Sesame Street would be more awesome if it featured lessons from openly gay puppets in a domestic partnership
- Apparently there's some nuclear shit going on in North Korea. Think about that
- Replay Star Wars 4,5, & 6 in your head
- Imagine Ke$ha giving the State of the Union Address in place of Obama
- Imagine a Ke$ha presidency
- who would be VP?
- the first all gay cabinet?
- instead of First Lady, would have First Guy in Giant Teddy Bear Costume?
- Watch TV
- Watch an entire series on Netflix
- Dance in front of your bathroom mirror
- Dance in front of your bathroom mirror
- Drink some wine, and become temporarily interested in learning about the wine making process
- Katy Perry's boobs at the Grammy's
- Solidify your stance on hot-button political issues, e.g. abortion, gun control, Joe Biden.
- Write down all your favorite things about yourself
- Write down all your favorite things about your mom
- Write down all your favorite things about Justin Timberlake
- Come up your "5 Celebrity Freebies" list
- How many squats and wall-sits would you have to do to get a butt like Beyonce's?
- While you're on that topic, think about things other than a baby that should be named Blu Ivy
- Go shopping
- Buy shit you don't really need, like black eye shadow!
- Play with black eye shadow when you get home, make yourself look like a tranny whore
- Go shopping
- Buy shit you don't really need, like black eye shadow!
- Play with black eye shadow when you get home, make yourself look like a tranny whore
- Make a mental to-do list
- That will probably make you sleepy, so sleep
- Obsessively count all the calories you consume
- Think about contacting that friend or family member you've been meaning to talk to, forget about it almost immediately
- Make lists about stupid things to distract yourself
- Remember you have to wake up for work at 6:30, calculate how many hours of sleep you will be able to get
- Not very many, huh? Go to sleep then
- Picture Ryan Gosling telling you about how his day went, focus on his muscles and don't listen to him
- Shop online
- PINTEREST
- Make a brownie in a mug!!
- 4 tbs flour
- 4 tbs sugar
- 2 tbs cocoa powder
- 2 tbs oil
- 2 tbs water
Heat in microwave for 1 minute, top with a dollop of peanut butter
Pat yourself on the back for your small accomplishment.
- Thank God for brownies
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